Can't Give Blood

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I don't want my blood swimming around in some guys boner.

God's Will

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After his statement, I just had to make this.

There's a race going on, but you're not in it.

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Only race fans will get this joke, otherwise just keep playing with your balls.

Why Hillary doesn't use goverment email

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Damn Republicans! Hillary is tired of their sh*t.

Firefox Hello

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No sign-in equired

Shoes be Tripping

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Buying from a drug dealer is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.